A Man Who Was Going To Have A serious Operation: Ask the Doctor What Was His Chances/JOKE

The Doctor explained to the man that he had a serious aliment for which an operation was absolutely imperative.The man turned pale and ask, Isn't it very dangerous? Yes" the doctore replied. "Five out of six who underergo this operation die, as for you, you have nothing to worry about, "Why not? eagerly inquired the man. Well, you see, you're a cinch to recover because my last five patients died', The doctor reassured the man. The man cried out and said? Doc you got to do better than those odds.

Why Do Women Cheat? The Top 30 Reasons, According To Women

We hear it again and again: the gender gap between unfaithful spouses is closing as increasing numbers of married women admit to cheating on their husbands.
A 2011 study conducted by Indiana University, the Kinsey Institute and the University of Guelph, for instance, found that 23 percent of men and 19 percent of women had reported cheating. (To put that in perspective, research from the 1990s found that 10-15 percent of women reported being unfaithful, according to ABC News.)
What's to account for the uptick in cheating wives? To get some answers, we went straight to the source, asking our female followers on Facebook and Twitter to tell us why they think women cheat. (Curious to know why men cheat? Click here to see what our male followers had to say last month.)

Cheating Spouse: Brazilian Woman Reportedly Smashes Husband's Car After Affair

 A Brazilian woman is seen smashing in the windshield and hood of a Honda Civic with a hammer.
What caused the woman to fly into a fit of rage?
According to Sao Paulo police, she was seeking revenge after learning that her husband was cheating on her.
After the violent outburst, the woman dropped the hammer and walked toward a taxi stand as onlookers whistled and cheered.
This woman went crazy after learning her husband was cheating on her. She walked out in the streets where his car was parked and smash his windshield and hood of his Honda. So guys watch out for your woman if you are out there cheating. Its a good thing she didn't go after him and his body with that hammer. The folks watching gave her a clapping ovation. I don't konow if that was fair or not, all I can say, I am glad it was not me. Of course I never cheat any huh

I Should Have Never known You Wonan: You Killed My Manhood/Joke

This man and woman met down at quick grass creek. That following year they got married, one night in June. After about a year later, she started working down on long tall sally bar. Shorty after she started working there, she started coming home, after the bar had closed. I ask her on several occasions: why she was coming home so late, after the bar was closed. She told me the last time i ask about coming after the bar was closed, fooked you, I am hanging with the ower of the join and I am soon going to move out of here. The Man said you are killing my manhood. I SHOULD HAVE NEVER KNOWN YOU, get the fook out of my my house right now. The woman said: you damn right, I'll get the fooking....... out your poor ass house right now

The Man's Son Having An Operation At The Hospital/Joke

A man living in the hill country was making his first visit to a hospital where his teenage son was about to have an operation . Watching the doctor's every move, he ask, what's that?
The doctor explained, This is anaesthetic; after he gets this he won't know a thing."
Save your time Doc", exclaimed the man< "HE DON"T KNOW ANYTHING NOW;" said the man. The Doc. lost his composure and broke  into a big laughter, including the nurses. However", the operation was successful
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